Do You Believe in Magic?

Faux news and breitfart screamed all day
About a big discussion
Don junior had some time last June
In private with a russian.

They said the failing media
Was trying now to lump
This in their nothingburger
(lies for mustard) of d trump

And bots and hacks and putin
Pointing in the one direction:
that foreign interference
helped him win the last election.

But he just pushed the button,
Drank more coke, and then began
To sing this little ditty
To his counselor, Kellyanne:

“I have a secret strategy
Which helps me every day.
Whenever I need to disappear,
I hold my breath and say:

‘I’m not here,
I’m not there,
I’m not really
Anywhere.
Look around:
It’s plain to see
I’ve got
Invisibility!’

It was a long, long time ago—
Don junior held a meeting.
(I almost missed it ‘cause I was
Involved in major tweeting!)

He had some Russians there, I think,
As nice as they could be,
And they brought presents: real good dirt
On Crooked Hillary.

Now junior’s office isn’t big
Or really nice, like mine,
But there was room and all of us
Including me, made nine,

But jared thought it would be wise
If no one knew that I
Was there—he said it would be best,
But wouldn’t tell me why.

I said that putin was my friend,
But jared shook his head,
And so, instead, I held my breath
And quietly I said:

‘I’m not here,
I’m not there,
I’m not really
Anywhere.
Look around:
It’s plain to see
I’ve got
Invisibility!’

But now the lying media
Has stolen don’s e-mail,
And say that he colluded
And might even go to jail

And all because our russian friends
Were sent by my bro, Vlad,
To help us lock up Hillary—
K.A.—could that be bad?

But when my lawyers say that I
Might soon be implicated,
I laugh because I know that I
Won’t be investigated

‘Cause all I have to do I know
To keep me in the clear
Is say my magic words and so
Completely disappear!

‘I’m not here,
I’m not there,
I’m not really
Anywhere.
Look around:
It’s clear to see
I’ve got
Invisibility.’ “

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