Pay No Attention…

“Hey! Look over here!” the conjuror cried

As he circled his hands in the air.

“But aren’t those the Russians?” the audience asked.

“No—there’s nothing to see over there!

 

So, look over here!” the conjuror cried.

“Just see: from my wand—a bouquet!”

“But what are they doing?” the audience asked.

“It’s nothing—now all look this way!

 

And just look over here!” the conjuror cried

And a rabbit popped out of his hat.

“Are those really hackers?” the audience asked.

“Not at all—there’s no worry of that!

 

So just look over here!” the conjuror cried

And a pigeon flapped out of his sleeve.

“And isn’t that Putin?” the audience asked.

“No—what you see is what to believe

 

So you look over here!” the conjuror cried.

“Pick a card! These are magical things!”

“What’s Mike Flynn doing there?” the audience asked.

“Now I’ll do that old trick with the rings

 

While you look over here!” the conjuror cried

And the colored scarves flew through the air.

“There’s Mike Pence there, too,” the audience said.

“And now for the ultimate dare

 

As you look over here!” the conjuror cried

And he gave a satanical laugh.

“Aren’t they waving to you?” the audience asked.

“I will now saw Ms Conway in half!”

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