A light went on in d trump’s hair
And he heard a voice, “Time to prepare
Next step of current operation.
Now that you leader of this nation,
Payback time for us—your buddies
So use that speech which always muddies
Water–puddle and not flowing
So no one know which way you going.
You do good work, our little brother,
In saying one thing, then another
Until eyes glaze and no one know
What you said when—is quite a show!
But now is moment to show thanks
For all our help—must scatter ranks
Of NATO first, and then EU
While telling France what must she do
Then, giving Merkel ugly face
When you say Germany bad place
While also say good Britain exit
And Neil Farage be champ of Brexit
So, now instead that he be sinister,
May be he be next Brit prime minister.
Oh—and good—no, better—great
That man you make the Sec. of State
Have medal from bossman over here—
Maybe get some more when he appear
To help with sanctions—they big pain!
And—NATO gone, time that Ukraine
Be ours again—could use their wheat!
But time sign off—so now repeat
Instructions—Vlad give you big greeting–
Then you go back again to tweeting.”