Pro-Crastination

D Trump was asked again about his plan for immigration

Which he had screamed all summer was a danger to the nation.

When pressed, though, he responded, as he always seems to do,

By implying you’re a child and he is twice as wise as you.

 

“I’ll tell you later,

I’ll tell you later—

Sunday, Monday,

But you’ve nothing more to fear.

We are working hard and steady

And our plan is almost ready

In another week or two it will appear.”

 

D Trump was asked again about his economic theory

To make the country great again, but, answering that query,

He frowned and gestured, making kabbalistic signs galore,

But spoke those very sentences we’ve seemed to hear before.

 

“I’ll tell you later,

I’ll tell you later—

Monday, Tuesday,

Just how yuge it’s going to be.

It will benefit the nation,

Cut your taxes, end stagnation,

But, really, folks, you have to wait and see.

 

The CIA and NSA are wrong about the hacks

Because they’re not like me in having all the secret facts.

But if you ask me what those are, I’ve promised to stay mum

Until some time unspecified, when I will give you some.

 

I’ll tell you later,

I’ll tell you later—

Tuesday, Wednesday,

But it’s such private stuff and so

Though I’ve lots of information

Which explains the situation,

You’ll have to wait till—but what was that you thought you ought to know?”

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