D Trump had finished with his list
Of government reformers
And now began another for
With YouTube on, he made some notes
Of those who in the past
Had sung for new-sworn presidents
And he was writing fast.
“He wasn’t much as president,
But good enough I can say
To have the best to sing for him,
Aretha and Beyonce,
There’s Sting and Stevie Wonder, too,
Mariah, Usher, Kanye,
Garth Brooks and Springsteen, Mary J.
And did I say Beyonce?”
Inspired, he grabbed his phone and thumbed
For Steve and Kellyanne
To see what progress had been made
In working up a plan.
“So, Steve, Obama had them all,”
He thundered in his tweet.
“It’s really yuge, I want the best
So that the ones we beat
Will sit at home and watch tv
And wish that they were here
Instead of sitting all alone
And weeping in their beer.
Who have we got? “ He waited then
He kept on looking at his phone
And waited, waited, waited.
At last, his counselor replied,
“There’s someone in Savannah
Who claims she sings just like Adele;
From South Bend, Indiana,
The KKK’s own marching band
Will play in the parade
If it’s allowed a place before
The victory motorcade.
But, Katie Perry told us no
And no from Elton John,
Vince Neil said nope and there’s no hope
We’ll get Celine Dion.”
D Trump typed back, “Now this is SAD!
And we were on a roll!
We have to find a surefire way
To top the Nielsen poll.
We need someone who stands for all
We stand for in the wings.
But wait! Now this is really good:
Do you think Mel Gibson sings?”