It’s a Steal!

A voice came from the alley,

“Hey, buddy—want a tip?

I’ve got a little something here

Will help you give the slip

To taxmen when they’re looking

To strip you of your cash.

It’s better than the Caymans

If you want to keep your stash.

 

Forget about those charities—

As dodges, they are crap.

Instead, invest in donald trump’s

Idontpaytaxes app.

 

It’s simple and it’s easy

And works through thick and thin.

You think of a massive number,

And then you plug it in.

It’s programmed to the tax code

And knows its holes and lacks,

So, once you’ve claimed huge losses—

Look—bingo! There’s no tax!

 

It’s just as if the fairies drop

Free money in your lap

When you invest in donald trump’s

Idontpaytaxes app.

 

If you still have a feeling

Which tells you that it’s sure

That what you’re doing’s stealing,

For just ten dollars more,

I’ve got another app here

Which really calms your heart

But saying what you’re doing

Isn’t criminal, but smart.

 

So you can lull your conscience

To curl up for a nap

Like Rip van Winkle’s twenty years

With the idontpaytaxes app.”

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