The Bloated Object on the screen
Appeared surprisingly serene
As he asserted—blushing? Never!
That donald trump was more than clever
Because from eighteen years of tax
He slipped away upon the backs
Of laws which can allow the rich
To make loss claims—all legal!—which
Excuse them from that obligation
Each citizen should owe the nation.
In fact, the B.O. then maintained
That, doing so, d. trump remained
A critic out to make reforms
By brilliantly employing norms
To his advantage—what a sunny
View of cheating—just make money
Any way you like, then claim
The laws you used should bear the blame—
It’s their fault and your action’s ample
Warning—follow my example
And you, too, may grow rich and bent
On being our next president!