Putin sat in the Kremlin, pleased.
“We put Trump in office, tension eased
And we not watched, whatever we do!
Let’s steal Lithuania and Latvia, too,
And so no Baltic state is missed,
Let’s add Estonia to shopping list
And since US will not restrain
Us, let’s occupy last bit of Ukraine.
Genius, Donald, genius,
That’s what he think I said.
What he not know is, actual word,
Means “sucker” in Russian, instead!
He have big hands, this US dude
(I think that what he said—
But maybe translation not correct—
He certainly have big head!)
We not need hack his e-mail,
Or send our spies to stalk:
Whatever come into his head
Come right out in his talk!
Genius, Don is genius?
Not stupid, easy to see:
So much of what he say each day
Sound pretty much like me!
We help him win—then him our friend
And NATO fall apart.
EU is next, then we erase
Our signature from START.
Perhaps some day, we visit him
(for present: big hair comb)
‘cause when he win, US will feel
Increasingly like home.”
Genius, who is genius?
Well, when this election done,
He think he man with big, big brain,
But we know who’s got one!”