What big hair you’ve got!
And, “It’s natural,” I say with a grin.
“It’s long and it’s fine
And it clings like a vine
And it nearly comes down to my chin,
And it sticks with me through thick and thin.”
Hey, dad, can you loan me a million?
I really don’t need it for long.
I just found a great
Deal on some real estate
That I can buy now for a song.
What big hands you’ve got!
“Yes. Don’t I?” I said.
And what’s great for you:
There are not one, but two
And best of all things, they are mine,
And, nighttime, they give off a shine.”
Hey, dad, can you loan me five million?
Las Vegas is calling—hot deal!
You can see it from Reno—
Solid gold and most of it’s real!
What a big mouth you’ve got!
Well, I need it. And you need it, too!
All others are lying,
But I’m only trying
To tell you the right thing to do
And, believe me, I’m counting on you!
Hey, dad, can you loan me ten million?
Gotta rush—this deal is in motion!
To lose it is shitty:
It’s Atlantic City
And maybe they’ll throw in the ocean!